Hijabi's just want to have fun

I find it very humorous that a bunch of sisters that wear a hijab are labeled as hijabi’s. I mean its nothing to be offended about but its like were a bunch of aliens where were being asked a serious of questions that mostly sound like “what do hijabi’s do for fun” paraphrased into one hundred and one different versions. Well we got the answer for you, because I’m sure you all are just dieing to know…well we basically do…NOTHING!!!!

Pretty exciting huh, I think you guys must’ve figured out by now that asking a Somalian parent to go outside is like a mission on its own. Unless you’re going to school, a conference or the doctor’s office being treated for a deadly disease your ass is at home washing dishes. If there aren’t any dishes, hoyo/umi/mummy dear will make sure you have something to scrub. Unless you make the house so clean that you don’t need febreze to make it smell good, you just won a day pass to roam around Toronto. But what good is that day pass when your other unfortunate sisters are still stuck at home, that pass automatically becomes null and void. If your life doesn’t sound like this then you are a very fortunate person. If we “hijabi’s” do go out then its to each others houses where we help each other do the dishes and vacuum floors (sorry for breaking the vacuum reality) this is the most fun we can get only because hoyo is most likely at a wedding or getting ready to go to a wedding. We call the hijabi’s of the neighborhood and discuss our issues, and use that time to make a halal jam and wear our best clothes. There’s no way to escape either because my mother will most likely know the mother of the hijabi that lives across the street. if we do escape we make sure at least one hijabi stays home (that’s the hijabi that answers the phone calls of our mothers claiming were in the bathroom) and we rotate positions. We use this time to go bowling, but do you think were having fun…..NOPE!!! We spend that “free” time that we have looking at the time, an rejecting the phone calls from “home sweet home”…..

Ahhh such is the life of a hijabi…and I don’t regret it for the world. Atleast its halal!!!

sincerely,

the hijabi's of the world....and imaan49 of course who the hell can forget me :)

30 comments:

samira said...

"Unless you make the house so clean that you don’t need febreze to make it smell good, you just won a day pass to roam around Toronto"

Why are you complaining, atleast you get a day pass!!

Anonymous said...

N always thaught all hijabis had a hidden secret life that was sooo exciting that one would have to pass a grusome 'trust' exam to join. And only a select few get to enjoy the perks that come with the HHL(hidden hijabi life) lol
Glad to hear yall are normal

The antidote said...

samira: LOOOOOL poor you, don't worry, i'll have my mom speak with your mom,we can set a date

anony: loooool, I'm not at liberty to discuss the events of our secret society....so i say no more but to make you believe we do nothing...muahahhah

Mina said...

OMG you are a joker...lol this post made my day, you couldnt have said it any better:P

Im sure thats not all we hijabi's do, what bout halaqa's and driving mummy to weddings incase the brothers and dad's are not around:P
thats another perk!!!

Until the Lion Learns to Speak said...

Looool dude that was hillarious....iman ur jokes.....honestly im not sure if that post was serious or if it was a parody on how all people think like hijabi are amish or something....loool either or ur post was jokes....i totally enjoyed it and honestly gurl u rock...i love ur writing....im hooked...

lool but seriously not all hijabies lead this life....i dont have a secret sorority/club thing going on...I would like to think that I have a normal life...go out just like anyone else....my mom is not strict alhamdulilah she pretty much gives me a lot of space....but she is totally unpredictable...she might not mind if I come home at 2 in the morning from wareeg and the next day she wont let me leave 2 in the afernoon, to go to the library no less...so yeah.....in my family u just have to take ur chances....hit or miss its never dull.....

Anonymous said...

lool this is jokes man.......yup we all share the same things…… BUT DIFFERENT MOTHERS no matter where u live around the WORLD Somali mothers are same!!!!

The antidote said...

Mina: lool yea girl youre right bout the driving part looooooool, my gosh you hit it right on target

lion girl: lol well maryam I know not all our lives are like this, I havent really met many people that have parents not so strict, you are one of the fortunate few i mentioned in the post....loool our mothers should be friends

anony: you kno i speak for all mothers when i write that, i should change it all mothers not just mali moms...but either way we gotta do what they say cuz we'd get the wooden stick lool

Mina said...

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The antidote said...

wow, an award eh, i'm so honored

Anonymous said...

have you ever heard of yuk yuks? i think you'd do a good job as a contestant

The antidote said...

anonymous:lool, whoa i dont think im that funny, i'd never consider yuk yuks but thanks for the suggestion, i feel so big headed right now

WiseWoman416 said...

Asalamualaykum warahmatullahi All.

Just wanted to say Yes Sister's of Islam can have fun. But at the sametime wasting time shouldnt even be the issue . Did yall take time to pick up the Quran that "Allah(swt) brought you atleast learn 1 hadith everyday?.. a halaal jam? sister lets make it halaqa . Learn eachotehrs knowledge about islam. Having your mother calling you to check up on you Mashallah now and days people leave there house and they dont even kiss there mom bye. Am i right? how about you die with lies!!!! igorning your mom? Allah(swt) watches you 24/7!.. We are looking upon by many. Just remember i didnt come here to judge you and yall sisters..
its a right for me to explain this..

Love you for sake of Allah (swt)

No such this is hidden life (everything is a test)

The antidote said...

wisewoman416-Thank you for commenting and for your wise words. I think you missed the point about the post, its just to correct some misunderstandings ppl have about hijabi's. Halal jams are halaqa's, its halal, its fun and its a way to get to know each other, that is time well spent

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